Not Me Monday

It is not that time again to post Not Me! Monday. Nope it is not already another week. Christmas is not almost here.

I did not try a big gulp of the nasty laxative drink that Rick had to drink as the prep for his colonoscopy. Why in the world would anybody voluntarily taste something so nasty? I was not trying to be overly supportive of my husband. Nope, not me. Gross.

I did not eat McDonalds chicken nuggets in front of my kids and then proceed to feed them top ramen for dinner. And I did not justify it by saying it was because they haven't been picking up their rooms. Then eat it before I fed them. What kind of mother would do something like that? Nope, not me.

I did not forget, yet again, to send back Megan's homework calendar for the week. I make sure to fill it out everyday and then make sure it is signed, in her backpack, and ready to turn in on friday. It would be irresponsible of me to forget that almost every week. I am on top of it! I never forget anything. Nope, not me.

I did not ignore a voicemail that Samantha left for me asking me to please bring her a cold lunch because she didn't like what was for lunch that day. I did not decide that it would not kill her to have to eat school lunch even though she didn't like the chicken fryz that were being served that day. Nope, not me.

I did not check my blog all the time to see if I had any new comments. I never do that. I have too many things to do to always be checking to see if someone actually left a comment. It doesn't make me feel special to read comments. Nope, not me.

I hope you enjoy my Not Me's! this week. And I hope it made you feel like a better person than me. Maybe you will feel like leaving me some of your Not Me's! in the comments. I would really love to hear what other people are not doing.

Until next time,

Jaime